Step 1. Find a relaxing coastal place, such as Miami.
Step 2. Make your way down to the beach early in the morning (after a few caramel lattes)
Step 3. During low-tide, walk gingerly along the shore
Step 4. Survey the spoils of the hunt.
Step 5. Choose your favorite shell. Perhaps one that resembles the Cheetos you ate for breakfast.
Step 6. Find a hammock and take a nap, because your on vacation!
